WW….. Mr. Saf_ty appreciates your kind welcome to this Xanga place. No offense WW, but (yikes) you sure don’t look like anyone Mr. Saf_ty has ever seen. Mr. Saf_ty is worried that there’s way too much combustible material above your neck. You never know, all that hair on your face and head might somehow catch fire or get caught in some sort of machinery. Lower your risk today with a shave and a haircut. Minimally, keep it pasted down real well.

In response to your questions about getting eyestrain from looking at monitor too long, Mr. Saf_ty recommends wearing a welding mask when in the presence of an electrified video device. In a pinch, a hockey goalie’s mask fitted with a very dark pair of sunglasses will do the job.

Yours Truly,

Mr. Saf_ty

My, my, Mr. Saf_ty’s a little spooked by all this Xanga technology stuff! Although Mr. Saf_ty‘s background is more in the non-electronical saf_ty areas (like chainsaw accident prevention and such) he is most concerned for the safe_ty of Xanga users who may be  unknowingly at risk of being electrified.

Today’s Saf_ty tip:

If you come upon a victim who has been electrified by Xanga you must take immediate action to free him from Xanga contact. You see, the electrified victim is actually stuck to the Xanga electronical “circuit” by way of a mouse or keypad. Do not touch the victim or you too could become electrified! Go get a rake or a stick to drag him away from Xanga. Whatever you do, though, don’t use an aluminum pole (like that thing my kids use to clean bugs out of the blow-up pool) because the powerful electronical charge could flow through the pole directly into you and you too could become electrified.

Remember, saf_ty furst!

Yours Truly,

Mr. Saf_ty